tag:pentapeptides.blog.co.uk,2009-11-08:/MokoFeed2009-11-08T22:26:26+01:00tag:pentapeptides.blog.co.uk,2007-06-16:/2007/06/16/it_s_all_gone_it_s_all_gone_to_wreck_and~2462341/sam-polloni2007-06-16T10:17:55+02:002007-06-16T10:17:55+02:00 <p>Picture the scene in your mind. You are sitting on the toilet. Okay, bad start. I'm not a pervert. Let's begin again. Picture the scene in your mind. You have just egested some faeces into a bodily waste evacuation unit. Diffusion has caused the mephitis to enter your nasal passage. Basically, the bathroom stinks of crap. You want to do something about it.</p> <p>There is a small container of the kind of industrial strength aroma that you'd think would be used for cleaning up radioactive waste. You go to hit it, and mask the odour (<em>sorry</em>, I don't use Oust!), only to discover that terrifyingly, it's all gone!</p> <p>Yes, I'm talking about Touch and Fresh, in particular their downright frightening adverts. An Asian kid sits on the toilet, having just took a crap (hopefully without help from DulcoEase). He also faces the dilemma I posed in the first two paragraphs.</p> <p>So, he decides to discover </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://pentapeptides.blog.co.uk/2007/06/16/it_s_all_gone_it_s_all_gone_to_wreck_and~2462341/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>